News At A Glance #29

By ASH Smyth
November 2022

—    The Nelson Evening Mail, 25 July 1906

Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland.

A new MI5 file just dropped.

The Queen is not legal anymore.

Steve McQueen had seven lines in The Magnificent Seven.

Popular music has mostly abandoned the melodic line.

In the local Panamanian language, ‘panamá’ means ‘lots of fish’.

The Smythe-Smythes now keep TWO domestics and aspire to THREE male ones.

The International Club in Delhi has new foreign members.

Butterflies see seven more colours than we do.

The Bishop of Worcester has just discovered the word for shit-eating.

Schoolboys dislike a sneak.

Some philosophers take to wearing hairnets.

Attempted suicide is punishable by death.