ASH Smyth
ASH Smyth is a freelance writer, former breakfast radio presenter, and very occasional poet.
He has spent time in South Africa, Sri Lanka, and Afghanistan, and has written for publications from America to Ethiopia, and from The Sunday Times to Early Music Today and/or The Amorist.
Much of the rest of his life (thus far) has been divided between singing as a Gentleman-extra-Ordinary at the Chapel Royal, Hampton Court Palace, and laboring on building sites.
He was once called a cheapskate by Paul McCartney, came joint-second in the Rain Men Player of the Year awards, and was named in the 10,000th issue of The Spectator.
He currently lives in the Falkland Islands.
Homeless actors, breeding programmes, Humpty-Dumpty, and anxious readers. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
From the Archives: ASH Smyth looks out over mist-covered mountains, on Remembrance Sunday.
My 5-year-old embarks on her 'Neruda phase’.
From Brownhills to Winsford, plus many more.
Alpha and beta’s union is the set of all sets with exactly two elements.
Elephant tans, Emma Thompson, kumquats, and Milan Kundera. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
ASH Smyth remembers Conor O Brien: apostrophe-hater, architect, mountaineer, boat-builder, writer, IRA gun-runner and officer of the Royal Navy.
From myna and shatranj to Chorpan and termagant.
Ankles, armpits, Uberlandia, and King Harald the Fine-Hair. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
Dub music, sourdough bread, Churchill, and Twitter. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
French soldiers, Ukrainian oligarchs, cannabis, and handbags. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
As the Speaker of the Falkland Islands Legislative Assembly jets off to be a speaker at the Speakers' conference in the Caribbean, ASH Smyth speaks to the Speaker about Speakership. And speaking.
The first moon-landing, LYCRA®, late-autumn wasps, and 1998. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
From Confessions of an Opium-Eater to The Complete Vegetable Grower.
Gollum, Whoopi Goldberg, penguins, and dentistry. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
Bavarian royals, Dracula, The Godfather, and Gridiron. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
Denzel Washington, fat cells, playful males, and Uruguayan politicians. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
Matthew McConaughey, Ted Hughes, pork pies, and Tristram Shandy. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.
Hildegard von Bingen, Cara Delevingne, orgasms, and adultery. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.

