News At A Glance #23

By ASH Smyth
September 2022

—    The Nelson Evening Mail, 12 October 1906

Jennifer Grey is probably the world’s most beautiful 61-year-old woman.

The god in his temple is a large conical stone.

In Utah, Balliol men and Trotskyites are rare as rocking-horse shit.

Flooding has destroyed 5,000km of roads in Pakistan.

Sir Roger Moore invented the Magnum ice cream.

The Manchester Guardian is a newspaper of modest circulation, for young men with ideals.

It’s too early to say whether the US Constitution has been a success.

A loose chicken was reported to the Police today.

The prostate is described in gross anatomy.

There is a miracle that Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know about.

Rabbits cannot live outdoors in Sweden.

Only lunatics would take their clothes off in an Irish summer.

An AI-generated work of art has taken first prize in the digital category at the Colorado State Fair.