

Prisoners of God
The modern-day conflict of Arab and Jew looks depressingly similar to the old modern-day conflict of Arab and Jew.

The Chairman Will Take Wine
Full transcript of four speeches made by the hastily-appointed Toastmaster at the Annual Oxford and Cambridge Universities Dinner at the Residence of the British Ambassador to Argentina, on Thursday October 5th 2023.


Asbestos, Champagne, and a Pirate Ship
A pal picks up the exceedingly prestigious Polar Medal.

An Ode to Autumn
From the Archives: seasonal poetry by award-winning author Anthony McGowan.

Bizarre Finnish pizzas I've tried lately, in reverse order of how pleasant the surprise was (with tasting notes)
Strawberry, reindeer, trout + more.


Post-Millennial Observances
In celebration of the Meskel festival, ASH Smyth recalls his trip to Ethiopia’s Camelot, some 16 years ago.

What I Watched on TV This Summer
Injured and opioid-high reviews of Silo, Foundation, Mary Poppins, Invasion, Annie, The Batman, Wonder Woman 1984, and Batman.

Three Poems by Josa Keyes
‘Mothering’; ‘A celestial catfish prefigures the behaviour of men on dating apps’; ‘In the British Museum’: three poems by Josa Keyes.

Just some of the books I found by searching for ‘medieval’ in the Oxfam online shop last week, during a work call—in ascending order of price
From masturbation and monsters to floor tiles and marriage sermons.

Insanetiago
On the fiftieth anniversary of the military coup in Chile, Dominic Hilton remembers an ill-fated city break he took to Santiago a few weeks before the start of the global pandemic.

‘Much Shuckstack, Sheffield’
Arriving in France for the rugby World Cup, Dan Biggar gives a speech in the style of Samuel Beckett.

Wilko, out—52 branches of the discount homewares store slated to close next week
From Brownhills to Winsford, plus many more.

Bertrand Russell Wishes You A Happy Marriage
Alpha and beta’s union is the set of all sets with exactly two elements.

History-Making: The Trump Way
America has travelled to yet another new, if truly sad frontier, says former White House Correspondent, David Smith.

News At A Glance #39
Elephant tans, Emma Thompson, kumquats, and Milan Kundera. The Emigre’s latest round-up of world news.

Spotify Sundays: Travelling, Costumes and Tunes with Leah Sax
This week, an illustrated playlist compiled by a musician who is more comfortable on the stage than off it.

The Forgotten Irishman
ASH Smyth remembers Conor O Brien: apostrophe-hater, architect, mountaineer, boat-builder, writer, IRA gun-runner and officer of the Royal Navy.